The Grass is Greener # – The Harvard Lampoon

The Grass is Greener #

| Issue Editor: CHS '17 | Art Editor: AEV '18

The Grass is Greener #

Issue Editor: CHS '17

Art Editor: AEV '18

classic issue

At the time of writing this, I have been diagnosed with the cancer of the tongue. About a month ago I noticed a stiff green slime growing on the left side of my tongue, and unrelatedly this morning I got cancer. By my own estimates, and those of my chemotherapist Abe, I will die at the end of this issue.