Showdown

Villain: You’ve come far enough, Mr. Brannon. If you plan on shooting me, you’ll have to go through (pulls woman from behind curtain) your precious lover.
Woman: Brannon, don’t worry about me! Just shoot him!
Brannon: Okay. (shoots)
Woman: Ow!
Brannon: Sorry. (shoots)
Woman: Owww!
Brannon: Sorry. (shoots)
Woman: Ow!
Brannon: Sorry. (shoots)
Woman: Stop apologizing and shoot him!
Brannon: Okay. (shoots)
Woman: Damn it, shoot him! Shoot him!
Brannon: (shoots)
Woman: Brannon, shoot-
Brannon: (shoots)
Woman: Brannon!
Brannon: Now cool it, will you? Just cool it! You have no idea how much pressure this is. Just give me a minute. Just let me . . . just let me catch my breath here.
Woman: . . .
Villain: . . .
Brannon: Wow. This is really bad. Did I . . . uh, did I get you there at all . . . Sergei? Did I shoot you?
Villain: No, Mr. Brannon, I believe not.
Brannon: Okay. Okay. Sure. That’s . . . fine. Wow. I am . . . (shoots)
Woman: Owww!
Brannon: Wow. I am so so sorry. I thought maybe I could do a fast one and- (shoots)
Woman: Owww!
Brannon: That was my last one! I promise. That was . . . my last . . . (shoots)
Woman: Owww!
Brannon: That one hit you, Sergei!
Villain: I assure you, Mr. Brannon, it did no such-
Brannon: Oh you are full of it, Sergei. Admit it!
Villain: Mr. Brannon . . . I don’t know what to say.
Brannon: . . .
Villain: . . .
Brannon: Say your prayers. (shoots)

RIP '09