Alien Abduction

When I was abducted by aliens, they put me in a fake office to analyze my behavior. It took me a while to figure it out.

Memo: All Employees
Does anyone know a good bank around here? It's my first day, and I really need to withdraw some cash. Also, is it safe to take this IV out of my arm? It's okay if I have to keep it in, it's not that uncomfortable. Looking forward to meeting everyone.

Memo: All Employees
I really like the design of this place. I've never worked in an office where one of the walls is a big mirror. Anyway, just wanted to say feel free to drop by anytime, my door is always open. It's not really open, but you know what I mean. How do you open the doors here?

Memo: All Employees
Hi again. Sorry for all the memos, but I'm having a little trouble here. My computer doesn't work. I mean, it works, but it's a Spirograph. Also, the ceiling above my desk is dripping bluish-green liquid onto my keyboard. Is there anyone I can talk to about this? It stops whenever I look up.

Memo: All Employees
Anyone want to get some lunch at noon? Come let me out of my office if you do, the door is still locked from the outside for some reason.

Memo: All Employees
Has anyone else been hearing that noise? That high-pitched screeching noise? Where every time you hear it you pass out and when you wake up two hours have gone by and your nose is bleeding? Because it's happened six times today, maybe seven times. I don't know for sure how many times.

Memo: All Employees
What is with all the anal probing at this place? I don't know how you guys get any work done around here.

Memo: All Employees
I'm starting to think that nobody is getting these memos. If anyone is, maybe you could bring me some food, or just explain to me why it never gets dark outside? No rush, I'm pretty swamped over here.

HHD '08-'09