Olive Garden

When I heard about the unlimited free refills on salad and bread at Olive Garden, I was pretty excited.

Waitress: Welcome to Olive Garden, how many are in your party?
Me: None, thanks. Just need twelve of your free salad refills in my shopping bag.
Waitress: Sir... I can't just put salad in a bag.
Me: Okay. A soda then, in here.
Waitress: Is that a child's jockstrap?
Me: It's for me... I mean the soda. It's for me.
Waitress: Sir, I can't just refill things for free.
Me: I see... How about this prescription here?
Waitress: ...
Me: It's for breadsticks.

MEB '08