Fountain of Youth

- Well, there it is. The Fountain of Youth.
- I can't believe we finally found it after 25 years! And the whole time, it was in the most obvious place imaginable: the middle of the jungle.
- Should we do it? Should we sip from the fountain and enjoy eternal youth forever?
- You go ahead, but personally I hate the taste of water.
- Yeah I'm not going to either. Water just tastes way too bland.

AES '07