Jetman Suicide Letter

Dear Jetmom and Jetdad,

I can’t go on like this. My life has become a series of endless ups and downs that I can no longer control. I feel like I’m not really going anywhere in life, most likely because I remain in the same centered position on the screen no matter what I do. Tonight I am going to crash into the ceiling, the floor, or a suspended rectangular obstacle and end things once and for all. Tell JetBanana that I love him.

Goodbye,

Jetman

GMS '09