Jetman Visits a Hotel

- Hi, I’d like one room for the night please.
- Okay, sure. Name?
- Jetman.
- Last name?
- It’s just Jetman, like Madonna. Or Ghandi.
- ...okay, any special requests Mr. Jetman?
- Well, do you have any...fire-proof...toilets?
- I’m sorry?
- It’s just that I wear this jetpack and the fire that it releases is so close to my butt that any time I try to use the bathroom I end up destroying a toilet. This is a precaution I’ve started taking at every hotel I stay in; I can’t afford the property damage payments anymore.
- I’m not sure I understand. Why don’t you just take off the jetpack when you use the bathroom?
- It is fused to me.

GMS '09