Rock Star

Everyone acts like the greatest thing you can do is be a rock star. But, you know, I bet you have to be really into going to concerts when you're a kid. And I bet those concerts are all crowded, so if you put your lighter up, it's right next to another guy's. And then the flames join, and get bigger in that way they do, and I'm sure that uses more gas, so you're always buying new lighters, and it sort of becomes a financial strain. You tell the record company about it after you get a deal, and you know what? They don't even care. So, yeah. Sounds great.

JBO '10