Fears

John: You know what I'm really afraid of?
Chris: What?
John: Getting kicked in the balls.
Will: Yeah, me too.
Chris: You know what I'm afraid of? Commitment, man. How do just stay with one woman, waking up every day next to the same woman, every day of your life? You never sleep with anyone else.
Will: If you really love her, I don't think you'll mind.
Chris: Yeah, but what if she goes to work one day – and she works like, in a tire factory, man. She's working overtime at a tire factory, and she's so tired she falls asleep. Inspecting the machines was too expensive, they said. Too expensive for my wife.
John: She gets burned, bad. Real bad.
Will: Yeah, her ears are gone.
Chris: And you can't divorce her, even if you wanted to before. Or you look like the monster.
Will: Scary, man.
John: Scary.
[silence]
John: I'm afraid one of my balls is just going to – poof! - pop.

MEB '08, CRS '09, JBO '10