Moses

Everyone knows the story of how Moses spoke to the burning bush. But do you know how it really went? I was there:

-AAAAAHHHHH HELP ME HELP PLEASE GET SOME WATER
-What's going on? Is there a person in there?
-NO PLEASE I'M ON FIRE FIND SOME WATER AAAAAHHHH
-But this is a desert...there's no water around here.
-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
-Can you feel pain?
-OH MY GOD YES AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
-I don't know what to do...
-WHY ARE MY BRANCHES NOT TURNING TO ASH? SHOULDN'T THEY BE TURNING TO ASH? CAN I NOT DIE?
-I'm sorry...I'm really sorry about this.
-OKAY, wait, wait...it's starting to subside a little bit...I might just be getting used to it, but it feels like the fire is dying down a little.
-It doesn't look like it's dying down. It looks exactly the same.
-It does? My nerves are probably dying. That's probably why it doesn't hurt as much. Does that mean I can die?
-I don't know.
-I hope it does. I really hope that means I can die.

HHD '08-'09