How To Make a Girl Smile Every Time

How to make a girl smile every time
by Jack Chaser

Humor ought to do the trick. Now I shall move on to this quick fail-safe list of ways to get a girl to kiss you every time.

1. The “Accidental”: Start about four feet from her, facing away. Step forward, then turn toward her and pretend to stumble a bit. Then do a Robson maneuver.

2. The Afternoon Delight: You’ll need a burlap sack full of baguettes, three bull terriers, and a soccer ball. Use first the dogs, then the sack of baguettes, and then the soccer ball, finishing it all off with the Robson maneuver.

3. Shanghai Surprise: Goes like this: Robson, spin, triple Robson, reverse Robson, Pyongyang Intimidator.

DC '02