God and A Mortal Woman

If God had a sexual relationship with a mortal woman:

God: So…like…what are you in the mood for?
Woman: How about I take…this off.
God: Your legs and armpits -- they're so hairy!
Woman: This is how you made me.
God: No, a woman's legs should be smooth.
Woman: But you chose to have hair grow on-
God: Go shave. It's disgusting.

JGH '07-'08