Mile High Club

Just earned your “membership” to the Mile High Club? Here are some other clubs you can join.

The 1,000 Mile High Club – Have sex on your way to the moon
The Four Feet Down Club – Have sex in a hole
The Four Feet Down then 1,000 Mile High Club – Have sex in a hole, then teleport. Now you’re on the moon!
The 50 Paces High Club – Have sex, take fifty paces, then keep fucking
The Ten Foot High Club – Blow a giant
The Millimeter High Club – Shit on an ant’s chest

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