Klansman

In order to find out whether or not a person is a member of the Klan, Klansmen often say "AYAK," which stand for "Are you a Klansman?" If the person is one, he'll respond by saying "AKIA," which stands for "A Klansman I am." It's probably pretty awkward when the person isn't a member.

-Hi, how are you?
-I'm good thanks. Just filling her up.
-Ah, same over here. Just a lazy Sunday.
-Yes sir.
-...
-...
-Ayak.
-What?
-Hello!

MKG '10