Lessons from the "Rush Hour" Trilogy

If outnumbered, have a friend throw you while you kick.
All surfaces are slideable.
Don’t panic. It's not your blood.
His gun is also out of bullets.
Protect the child.
The American consulate will explode the next time you visit.
Asian women are good until age 17. Then they become evil.
Asian men from age 15 to age 50 are evil.
Asian children and old Asian men enjoy good-hearted mischief.
Catch that crazy bitch.
Shut up, he’s standing right behind you.
Black people are always good.
Hispanic people are always good.
Middle Eastern people do not exist.
White people are serious.
The most beautiful woman will help you.
The second most beautiful woman will try to kill you.
Follow clues to exotic places.
Follow your heart.
Tiny’s actual stature will surprise you.
No, silly, that’s her name!
There is a huge misunderstanding regarding identities.
Drop your weapon.
Uh oh, karaoke bar. You know what that means.
The address is for a strip club.
She understands what you’re saying. She speaks English.
Friendship is great.
If you go to a tall place, you will escape by falling.
Never touch a black man’s radio.

RIP '09