Dumbledore Is Gay: Diversion

Having never read any of the books, this is how I imagine J.K. Rowling was able to divert readers' attention away from Dumbledore's homosexuality:

-Dumbledore, dude, we have to talk. That thing you did last night, where you grabbed my—
-LOOK OVER THERE—IT'S HARRY POTTER!

MKG '10