Dumbledore Is Gay: Signs

Harry: Ron, did you hear the news? Dumbledore is gay! Can you believe it?
Ron: Yeah, I was pretty sure he was gay all along.
Harry: What? How could you know something like that?
Ron: He had all the signs. It's like he wasn't even trying to hide it.
Harry: Signs? Like what?
Ron: You know…that beard. That really long beard.
Harry: You knew he was gay because he had a long beard?
Ron: Yeah, that's one of those gay things.
Harry: Oh. I didn't know that.
Ron: Yeah. And those glasses. Those little glasses he had.
Harry: Is that a gay thing too?
Ron: Definitely. That is a really gay thing.
Harry: Wow. I had no idea.
Ron: That shirt. Remember that shirt he always wore?
Harry: Yeah, I guess that shirt was pretty gay.
Ron: So gay. He was a good teacher, though.
Harry: Yeah, he was a great teacher.

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