Dumbledore Is Gay: Something to Tell You

-Harry. My dear Harry. There's something I need to tell you.
-Is it about my parents?
-No, Harry. It's about…well, Harry, I'm—
-Sirius? Is it Sirius?
-No, Harry. Please.
-Voldemort is standing right behind me isn't he.
-Harry, please. Be quiet for just one moment. I have something to tell you that will change everything.
-Voldemort is standing right behind me and he's going to kill me isn't he.

EFM '09