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thegreatcoming2000.blogspot.com
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GPCP '22
May 2022
January 2, 2000I know, I know, elephant in the room. I said the world was going to end at the dawn …
City Nights, 3029
20
GPCP '22
May 2022
It’s Saturday night, and I’m looking for trouble. Shades. Scowl. Leather jacket in all …
For Your Consideration: Ted Lasso
23
GPCP '22
May 2022
Trying To Write Mental Health Pieces When Your Mental Health Is Pretty Okay At The Moment
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GPCP '22
January 2022
You close your laptop, wishing you had something real to write about. The first three pieces about …
Lobotomy
77
GPCP '22
January 2022
I sit down at the lunch table with a pruning saw and a smile. “Well, boys, I finally did it. …
Things To Say If You Want To Join The Cool Table
22
GPCP '22
December 2021
Don’t mind me, lemme pull up a chair—backwards. My mom packs me lemon slices instead…
Squigley
10
GPCP '22
December 2021
Carl Squigley always had his nose buried in a book, which was buried in a still-flushing toilet. He…
Secret Journal
5
GPCP '22
December 2021
-Hey, I found the quiet kid’s journal—it’s all about the popular kids and how he&…
Girlfriend
15
GPCP '22
September 2021
Of course I have a girlfriend, she just goes to another school. Which school? The, uh, the one a fe…
Dating Simulator
26
GPCP '22
August 2021
It’s the first day at Romance Academy. A new student introduces herself to you: Mitzi, eighte…