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JRD '22-'23

Literature Board 2022-2023

Club Baseball President
Club Baseball's "Most Improved"
Club Baseball's "Biggest Bench Presence"
The Fox Club's "Biggest Ass on Club Baseball"


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Psychic Argument
23
Psychic 1: I told you, I don’t know what happened to your dog! Psychic 2: Then why did I see…
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Sleepy Sam
16
Coming soon to a theater near you… (upbeat music playing) Sam Shmorganstein is a zookeeper w…
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Johnny Adventure, Space Cashier
33
It’s the future, but not so far in the future that cashiers are obsolete. We open on our prot…
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Video Game Pitch
17
Sit down gentlemen, I have our next hit game. You thought Sonic The Hedgehog made us rich? Well Son…
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Game Theoretic Standoff
117
May 2022
- Freeze, punk! I’ve got you in my pistol’s sights. You can either come over and let me…
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World’s Luckiest & Most Depressed Person
183
January 2022
Pam Jensen woke up just like she did every other day – at the exact moment that she could see…
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Bronze Age Teen Drama
101
July 2021
Open on a mother and a son. In front of a forge. The work is hard, and the hours are long. -Mom, I…
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How McDonalds Came Up With Grimace
1041
May 2021
Businessman: As I was saying, what do kids love? Characters! We just ran with that. Businesswoman:…
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Polygamy
1063
November 2020
-Hey man, you gonna make it to the barbecue this Saturday? –(Groans) Ughhh I really wish I c…