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YMC '21-'22
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Office Crush
37
YMC '21-'22
December 2022
From the moment I met Louise Arlington, I knew the girl was trouble. "Sir?", she said. My god, that…
The Black Death
37
YMC '21-'22
March 2022
- Anne, mine old friend, I… I hast been touch'd by the bubonic plague.- Nay! Prithee, Margar…
Vanitas
73
YMC '21-'22
March 2022
On the first day, God created the heavens and the earth. "Let there be light," He said, and there w…
Bulimia Recovery Clinic
74
YMC '21-'22
March 2022
My parents decided to send me to the public Bulimia Recovery Clinic over in Toad Suck, Arkansas the…
Waxing Thoughts
53
YMC '21-'22
January 2022
“I understand your pain. I’ve gone through the same thing”:– the woman wa…
Hottest Girls In School
10
YMC '21-'22
December 2021
And, action. Open on the Three Hottest Girls in school, walking in unison, places in all the…
My Dog and All My Coworkers’ Dogs All Got Food Poisoning From the Office Dog Food Stash and It Was Really Awful and Sad
15
YMC '21-'22
September 2021
Monday Me: (crying at desk).Lisa: Sorry to hear about your Maltese dog, Doug. When my su…
How Cancer Eventually Got Cured
9
YMC '21-'22
July 2021
Before you say anything, we know what you’re thinking: why should you care that cancer eventu…
A Taste of My Own Medicine
9
YMC '21-'22
October 2020
Most people don’t believe this, but my job wasn’t always swindling terminally-ill peopl…
The Time I Got Caught Milking
12
YMC '21-'22
February 2020
One time I was at the farm, milking some cows when Bobby, the guy that owns the farm, comes out run…