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Literature Board 2021-2022
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Office Crush
37
December 2022
From the moment I met Louise Arlington, I knew the girl was trouble. "Sir?", she said. My god, that…
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The Black Death
37
March 2022
- Anne, mine old friend, I… I hast been touch'd by the bubonic plague.- Nay! Prithee, Margar…
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Vanitas
73
March 2022
On the first day, God created the heavens and the earth. "Let there be light," He said, and there w…
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Bulimia Recovery Clinic
74
March 2022
My parents decided to send me to the public Bulimia Recovery Clinic over in Toad Suck, Arkansas the…
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Waxing Thoughts
53
January 2022
“I understand your pain. I’ve gone through the same thing”:– the woman wa…
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Hottest Girls In School
10
December 2021
And, action.  Open on the Three Hottest Girls in school, walking in unison, places in all the…
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My Dog and All My Coworkers’ Dogs All Got Food Poisoning From the Office Dog Food Stash and It Was Really Awful and Sad
15
September 2021
Monday Me: (crying at desk).Lisa: Sorry to hear about your Maltese dog, Doug. When my su…
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How Cancer Eventually Got Cured
9
July 2021
Before you say anything, we know what you’re thinking: why should you care that cancer eventu…
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A Taste of My Own Medicine
9
October 2020
Most people don’t believe this, but my job wasn’t always swindling terminally-ill peopl…
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The Time I Got Caught Milking
12
February 2020
One time I was at the farm, milking some cows when Bobby, the guy that owns the farm, comes out run…