Beyond The Final Frontier # – The Harvard Lampoon

Beyond The Final Frontier #

| Issue Editor: CGB '11 | Art Editor:

Beyond The Final Frontier #

Issue Editor: CGB '11

Art Editor:

Captain’s log, Stardate 518-466-5075. USS SafeHaven is gently coasting toward the stack of meteors that marks the bounds between space, the final frontier, and other stuff, all cluttered together with no discernable finality. Am I worried about the oracle’s prediction that USS SafeHaven will get hijacked by a band of space-scalpers upon crossing the meteor wall? Not as worried as I am about the scientist’s prediction that this will happen. EEEEEOOOOOOO EEEEEOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEOOOOOOOOO