Dead of Night # – The Harvard Lampoon

Dead of Night #

| Issue Editor: GJA '17 | Art Editor: BAB '17

Dead of Night #

Issue Editor: GJA '17

Art Editor: BAB '17

The pressure of editing the Lampoon’s first ever “good issue” got to GJA, and he became fat. To combat his newfound fat, he developed a heroin addiction, and, well, it worked. He became better looking than ever. GJA’s family couldn’t have been prouder. Their son: conquering obesity. But late last night, he died, and his efforts to finish both The Dead of Night # and the remaining heroin in his needle were left incomplete.