So why the Slam Dunk #? Well, it is my belief that writing comedy is a lot like trying to slam dunk a basketball. Just like some of the best NBA dunkers, I do my best writing while flying through the air with my tongue flapping behind me. The main problem with this is that since I stay in the air for less than a second each time I jump, I probably have to jump upwards of 1,000 times just to finish a single piece. Now you know why I pretty much stick to short dialogues.