Congratulations on adopting your new cat! You probably have some questions.
Q: What is cat ownership like?
A: First of all, you can never “own” a cat. You and your cat will share one life.
Q: When can I take my cat home with me?
A: Your cat’s new life starts today. He will go to your home, and you will stay behind and live his old life.
A: We supply hard-soled shoes. For the cages.
Q: Please, I have my job to think about.
A: Our cats have a range of professional skills.
Q: But I’m an industrial welder.
A: No problem.
Q: I’m a jockey.
Q: Will I be paid?
A: It is not legal to pay a cat. You will be a cat.
Q: Can I stop being a cat?
A: You’d have to get adopted.