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Andrew Jackson Interview Responses

  BAS '14

Interviewer: So you don’t suppor the right for Southern states to nullify federal law?

AJ: Is you a bank? Gawd damn kill you if you is a bank.

Interviewer: Mr. President, how does it feel to have paid off the national debt?

AJ: I shot Charles Dickens and I’d do it again.

Interviewer: Is there a reason they call you “Old Hickory”?

AJ: (Eats mercury.)

AJ: (Vomits blood.)

AJ: (Eats mercury.)