Betty Crocker created a line of specialty cakes to inform people of important life events.
It’s a Girl Cake
Doctor: Are you all ready to know the gender of the kid?
Father: Oh yes!
Doctor brings out cake.
Father: Woohoo! Cake!
Will You Marry Me, Tina? Cake
Bill: I have something to ask you.
Waiter serves cake.
Jessica: …who is Tina?
Bill: Sorry, they were out of Jessica.
We’re Moving to Tucson Cake
Daughter: Mom, what are you doing with that instant cake mix?
Mom: It’s not important.
Daughter: But it says “Moving to Tucson Cake”.
Mom: I thought it would be the best way to break the news.
Daughter starts crying, sadly eats batter.
We Find Him Guilty of Involuntary Manslaughter Cake
Jury: The voting was unanimous.
Judge: What took you so long?
Jury: We forgot to preheat the oven.
Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Diagnosis Cake
Doctor: So we have the results… are you ready for me to cut the cake?
Patient: I’d really just like to know if I should start the treatment.
Doctor cuts cake.
Doctor: It’s Vanilla! You need to start treatment immediately.
