Dad: It’s time you learned where Daddy is on weekdays.
Son: And weekends.
Dad: During the day—
Son: And night. This is the first time I’ve met you.
Dad: Well someone is curious. Here we are.
Son: So you work in the quarry?
Dad: Until I collapse from heat exhaustion.
Son: That’s dedication.
Dad: Here’s Daddy’s coworker. He’s worked here five whole years.
Coworker: Kill me.
Dad: He’s a rascal.
Son: Wow there really isn’t a break in the action here?
Dad: No. Come take a look at these stones.
Son: There’s a man under them.
Dad: Um, let’s meet the boss. Hey boss, this is my son, Hapshemus!
Boss: (Whips another slave)
Dad: Okay see you later.
Son: This job has everything.
Dad: Except water.
Son: Can I be a slave when I grow up?