I was elected on the promise that I would cut the US Budget, and by God I am going to do it. My critics said this was an impossible task, but here are a few simple things that nobody would even miss that much.
- $5 billion on faster scorpions: CUT THIS!
- $100 billion on machines that create bad dreams for all Americans: CUT!
- $200 billion for The National Woman Hitting League: NOT ON MY WATCH!
God Bless You, and God Bless America.