Patron: Hey, do you guys have a bathroom?
Cashier: Sorry, we don’t.
Patron: Seriously? How could you not have a bathroom?
Cashier: Ok fine, we have one in the back, but it’s employees only. Happy?
Patron: Here’s the thing. I really have to pee.
Cashier: The employee bathroom is off limits to customers.
Patrons: I know, and ordinarily I would just pee on the floor, but I just got these new penny loafers and I’m worried about splattering. You understand.
Cashier: You would really pee on the floor?
Patron: It’s not something I’m proud of, but yes, I’d do it for free.