Dog: I wanna swim!
Cat: Well, I don’t! Let’s–
Rat: Yooooo! CatDog! What’s up! Check us out! New 50/50 animal hybrid on the block!
Cat: Ah gross what the heck?
Rat: We’re RatHorse! We get up to all kinds of wacky adventures just like you guys.
Dog: No offense, but your horse butt tapers way too steeply into your rat butt.
Cat: Your bodies are severely mismatched in size for this.
Rat: Nah it’s all good. A scientist did this to us!
Dog: How are you able to carry the weight of your horse body if 2/4 of your legs are rat legs?
Rat: What a perfect conflict for an adventure? Will RatHorse ever figure out how to walk without Horse dragging Rat’s face and body all over the ground?
Cat: He can’t talk?
Rat: Uhhh ok? Looks like we have another absolutely perfect sticky situation for an episode of RatHorse?
Dog: (sniffing) Oof, yuck. Rat, I think the stitches connecting you to Horse are infected.
Rat: Hahah! How we gonna get out of this one? Uh oh! Tune in! Ahhhhhhhahaha. My body hurts all the time!