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Cybering

  RIP '09
drummerbro24: hey, whats up?
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: hi, sugar 😉
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: A/S/L?
drummerbro24: asl
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: hehe same time!
Sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: 18/f/FL
drummerbro24: 24 m florida
drummerbro24: yaaaahh, florida! 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: So funny!! 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: What’s your name? 😉
drummerbro24: whats ur name
drummerbro24: matt
sugar sexy_love_kitten_3434: I’m Jennifer! Pleased to make your acquaintance 😉
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: so Matt what are u up to tonite??? 😉
drummerbro24: Nuttin.
drummerbro24: Sittin at comp.
drummerbro24: horny.
sugar sexy_love_kitten_3434: Oh really? 😉 and why may l ask are u so horny?
drummerbro24: Cuz of u.
sugar sexy love kitten 3434: I hope it’s not little old me . . . 😉
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Oh, hehe, you’re sweet
drummerbro24: want to cyber? 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Hehe, I’m up for anything.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: What are you wearing?
drummerbro24: I’m licking ur clit and ur gettin so wet.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten 3434: Oh, hehe, okay! 
drummerbro24: Im naked.
drummerbro24: Aaaaaaaaaa ur sucking my 10 inch cock and im fukin u hard
sugar_sexy love_kitten_3434: Mmmm, how big’s your cock "big boy? 😉
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Oh, hehe, nm.
drummerbro24: 1 foot shlong.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Mmmm, I put on some Justin Timberlake and dance in front of you in my lingerie.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Mmmm, you make me feel so sexy 😉
drummerbro24: I’M CUMMMMMMINGGGGGGGGGG!!! 
drummerbro24: CUMMMMMIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!!!! 
drummerbro24: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
drummerbro24: AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
drummerbro24: AAAAAAAAAAAAa
drummerbro24: did you cum too? 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Yes 😉
drummerbro24: Yah!
drummerbro24: btw i saw JT live. He was great 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: OMG! I saw him last weekend tooo!!!
drummerbro24: Word?? at the palladium? 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: So funny! 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: OMG! OMG! yes, he was amazing!
drummerbro24: he was so sickk.
sugar_sexy love_kitten_3434: OMG! Where were you sitting?
drummerbro24: 1st row.
super_sexy_love_kitten_3434: OMG OMG OMG! ME TOO
drummerbro24: Where were u sittin? 
drummerbro24: Whut, crazy. 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Wait. 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: You’re not Matt Wil­son are you?
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Matt? 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434:? 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten 3434: ...
drummerbro24: Greg?
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Holy shit! 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Oh man. 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: man 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Hey 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Matt; 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: What’s up with you. 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: ...
drummerbro24: greg...is this you 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Yeah, hey bro, what’s up.
drummerbro24: nuttin.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Yeah, cool, same with me.
drummerbro24: cool
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Yeah. 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Did you do math yet? 
drummerbro24: yeah
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Cool cool 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: I thought it was hard. 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: I thought the last question was really hard.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Did you get the last question?
drummerbro24: Yeah.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Cool
drummerbro24: you had to know it was a special triangle.
sugar_sexy_love_kitten 3434: yeah, exactly, i was trying to solve it just by its angles.
drummerbro24: yeah you can’t do that. 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: yeah, i thought you could
drummerbro24: so dude... 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: but you couldn’t. 
drummerbro24: you didn’t really cum right? 
drummerbro24: like actually cum? 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: ummm... 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: no 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: I didn’t 
drummerbro24: Ok, cool, great. 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Yeah 
drummerbro24: I didn’t cum either. 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: cool
drummerbro24: If you wanted to know. 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: sure 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: yeah, cool 
drummerbro24: cool
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: that’s good 
drummerbro24: alright well 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: I’m gonna finish up my work.
drummerbro24: time to go to bed
drummerbro24: yeah 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: right 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: yeah
drummerbro24: peace man 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Sleep tight. 
sugar_sexy_love_kitten_3434: Sleep tight Matt. 
drummerbro24: dude