Demographics of Sweden – The Harvard Lampoon

Harvard College World Travel Guide

| Issue Editor: MMM '20 | Art Editor: MAK '21

Demographics of Sweden

  AMP '20

I was asked by MJS on behalf of the men of staff to compile a detailed list of the demographics in Sweden. After hours of trying to convince him that this information was readily available on the internet I conceded. I hope this proves useful for your travels.

Lacking any resources to accurately measure the demographics of Sweden in the 7 hour layover I was allowed before my return flight home, I decided to sit on a park bench and take a quick survey. My findings:

The following findings have been edited by MJS and the men of the Harvard Lampoon to more accurately depict communal fantasies.

Blonde: 100%

Female: 100%

Named Vanya: 50%

Named Velma: 50%

Hot: 100%

Nagging me to brush my teeth: 0%

Spaghetti and Meatballs when I come home from a long day of work: 100%

Massages that lead to something more maybe?: 100%

Think that I am a famous Hollywood actor who has a lot of money: 100%

Ed. Note: Sweden sounds great AMP. Sweden sounds just so good.