I was asked by MJS on behalf of the men of staff to compile a detailed list of the demographics in Sweden. After hours of trying to convince him that this information was readily available on the internet I conceded. I hope this proves useful for your travels.
Lacking any resources to accurately measure the demographics of Sweden in the 7 hour layover I was allowed before my return flight home, I decided to sit on a park bench and take a quick survey. My findings:
The following findings have been edited by MJS and the men of the Harvard Lampoon to more accurately depict communal fantasies.
Named Vanya: 50%
Named Velma: 50%
Nagging me to brush my teeth: 0%
Spaghetti and Meatballs when I come home from a long day of work: 100%
Massages that lead to something more maybe?: 100%
Think that I am a famous Hollywood actor who has a lot of money: 100%
Ed. Note: Sweden sounds great AMP. Sweden sounds just so good.