Doctor Visit – The Harvard Lampoon

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| Issue Editor: NJL '15 | Art Editor: YZ '17

Doctor Visit

  ECM '15

Doctor: You have crabs.

Person: Damn.


Doctor: You have crabs.

Beach: This is normal.


Person: You have doctors.

Beach: The convention’s in town again.


Person: You have a beach.

Doctor: Indeed, as I am wealthy.


Doctor: You have people.

Karnak, the Slave-Owning Crab: [crab noises]