Factory Tour – The Harvard Lampoon

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| Issue Editor: CHS '17 | Art Editor: AEV '18

Factory Tour

  SWR '19

– Anyways, here’s where we make the slime that goes into Dr. Pepper

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– Oh my god, you’re not the corporate bigwigs I was supposed to tip off.

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– You’re that 5th grade class I was supposed to give a tour to.

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– And you had no idea.

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– That Dr. Pepper was made of slime.

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– (fat kid in the back) When do we meet Dr. Pepper?