Fancy Dinner – The Harvard Lampoon

Dessert Island #

| Issue Editor: NJL '15 | Art Editor: YZ '17

Fancy Dinner

  CHS '17 , Art: SHR '15

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FANCY WAITER: Anyone for dessert?

FANCY GENTLEMAN: None for me.

FANCY LADY: Not tonight.

FANCY GENTLEMAN: No, thank you.

FANCY GENTLEMAN: I couldn’t possibly.

FANCY LADY: Dessert? No.

FANCY GENTLEMAN: I’m full, thank you.

FANCY GENTLEMAN: After that meal? No, sir.

FANCY LADY: Not another bite.

FANCY GENTLEMAN: I’m on a diet.

FANCY LADY: Me too.

FANCY GENTLEMAN: All set, thank you.

FANCY LADY: Certainly not.

FANCY GENTLEMAN: I really shouldn’t. And I won’t.

FANCY LADY: Dear me, no. No, no, no.

FANCY GENTLEMAN: I will not have dessert tonight.

FANCY LADY: Nor will I.

FANCY GENTLEMAN: Nor I.

FANCY GENTLEMAN: I will. Have no dessert, that is. Thank you.

FANCY LADY: No.

FANCY WAITER: Alright, the check then?

FANCY GENTLEMAN: Oh, I couldn’t possibly.