Five Finger Fillet – The Harvard Lampoon

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| Issue Editor: GMS '09 | Art Editor: GMS '09

Five Finger Fillet

  GMS '09

-What are you doing with that knife?

-I’m playing Five Finger Fillet, ever heard of it?

-No, I haven’t.

-Alls you do is take a knife and you slam it down on the table around your hand so you don’t hit any fingers.

-So are you any good?

-Good? I’m amazing. See that? Not hitting a single finger.

-My god. You–you don’t have any fingers on that hand. It’s just a palm stump.

-I was once very, very bad at this game.