Gay – The Harvard Lampoon

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Gay

  MAG '21

Yeah, my last name’s Gay but it doesn’t get me down. Sure, I got bullied in Sunday School, but that’s my fault for having a dead sister. I frequently get asked things like Did the last name impact your sexuality? and How are you going to lose 250 pounds in one summer? and I don’t know what to tell people. I’m just a guy with nothing to his name but a stolen bicycle and two-hundred years of oppression.