GENIE: Ye who hath freed me now receiveth three wishes!
TOM: Holy shit, Lucas?
GENIE: Tom? How the hell are you?
TOM: I’ve been good. So you actually did it?
GENIE: Yes sir, I became a genie.
TOM: Listen, I need to apologize about saying genies didn’t exist.
GENIE: C’mon Tom, the past is the past. How about we hear those wishes?
TOM: But remember how I stuffed you into that locker every day and called it your lamp? Man, that was pretty hilarious.
GENIE: Yeah, right, no that actually sucked a lot.
TOM: And how I started the Anti-Genie Club and told everyone to kick you and wish to your face that you transferred schools?
GENIE: Yes, I really thought I would be safe at Marshfield High until you–
TOM: Transferred there and created a new chapter of the club so I could ruin it for you! Get pranked!
GENIE: I could trap you in a mason jar forever.
TOM: Kinda like how I trapped you in a toilet for 3 days? BOOM! Walked right into that one.
GENIE: I’m going to put a curse on your entire family.
TOM: Pretty insensitive of you to say that right after my mom passed away.
GENIE: Tom, I am so sorry.