Getting Better – The Harvard Lampoon

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Getting Better

  JBO '10

“I used to be cruel to my woman, I beat her and kept her away from the things that she loved.”

The Beatles, “Getting Better”

Paul: John, I really don’t know about the lyrics in this new song.

John: What do you mean?

Paul: Well… did you actually used to beat your girlfriend?

John: Yeah.

Ringo: Lads! Sorry to interrupt, but the Queen Mum’s jewels have gone missing. And she’s asked us to find them!