Getting Better – The Harvard Lampoon
“I used to be cruel to my woman, I beat her and kept her away from the things that she loved.”
–The Beatles, “Getting Better”
Paul: John, I really don’t know about the lyrics in this new song.
John: What do you mean?
Paul: Well… did you actually used to beat your girlfriend?
Ringo: Lads! Sorry to interrupt, but the Queen Mum’s jewels have gone missing. And she’s asked us to find them!