Home Security – The Harvard Lampoon

One Head in the Kill Machine #

| Issue Editor: JBO '10 | Art Editor: JBO '10

Home Security

  KMM '10

Scott: (over intercom) Hello, this is Scott from Brinks Home-
Woman: HELP!
Scott: This is Scott from Brinks Home Security. I’m here at-
Woman: Someone’s in my house!
Scott: This is Scott, and I’m at the Brinks Home Security Alarm Office.
Woman: I can hear a man downstairs.
Scott: Can I get your confirmation code?
Woman: The man is trying to be quiet.
Scott: I’m sorry, but I need the confirmation code before I contact
the police.
Man: Hello?
Scott: Hello, this is Scott from Brinks Home Security.
Man: Hi Scott.
Scott: Who’s this?
Man: Hello.
Scott: Sir?
Man: Yes?
Scott: Is there another man in the house, sir?
Man: I am the only man in this house.
Scott: Thank you, sir. Have a good night.