Homeopathic Remedies – The Harvard Lampoon

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| Issue Editor: CWW '16 | Art Editor: SESH '16

Homeopathic Remedies

  CWW '16 , Art: LCS '18

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Homeopathic medicine theorizes that you are protected from an ailment by being exposed to a small amount of the substance that causes the ailment. Here are some other applications.

-Americans buy smaller versions of regular cars to stop global warming.

-My neighbor plays his rap music very softly.

-We hold a boxing match between one person from each Korea.

­-I spend time with the children of people I hate.

-I destroy a figurine of a magician, the kind that saws people in half.

-We give everyone in Sub-Saharan Africa an amuse-bouche.

-I allow a very tiny woman to leave me.