Horse Grooming – The Harvard Lampoon

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| Issue Editor: ERB '14 | Art Editor: SHR '15

Horse Grooming

  EWvS '14

– Alright you want the base package? Mane trim, fine oils, spray tan?

– Whatever he needs to win.

– You want a double comb or a triple comb?

– Eh, let’s go quadcomb, but no need to squeegee between combs.

– And normal eyedrop regimen?

– 82 drops per eye, yes.

– Great. Now can I interest you in a Leg Upgrade?

– What’s that again?

– It’s when we replace your horse’s legs with powerful human legs.

– Absolutely. Yes.