– Alright you want the base package? Mane trim, fine oils, spray tan?
– Whatever he needs to win.
– You want a double comb or a triple comb?
– Eh, let’s go quadcomb, but no need to squeegee between combs.
– And normal eyedrop regimen?
– 82 drops per eye, yes.
– Great. Now can I interest you in a Leg Upgrade?
– What’s that again?
– It’s when we replace your horse’s legs with powerful human legs.
– Absolutely. Yes.