A: That’s your offering?
C: Yeah, why? You think it’s too small?
A: It’s not small. It’s cute. Like your breasts.
C: God hasn’t spoken to me in a while.
A: I can remind him to. He speaks to me all the time.
C: That must get annoying.
A: Not really. [Laughs] Sorry, just remembering something God said.
C: I can’t believe you told dad about my boyfriend!
A: You really shouldn’t be dating the snake.
C: Shut up! You’re not my keeper!
A: Gee, I was just trying to look out for you…
C: You just want God to think you’re the nice one!
A: I think you should talk to mom. She has trouble resisting food too.
C: …hey, Abby? Let’s go out into the field for a while. Just us.
A: Ooooh, can’t. Snake’s taking me out.
C: What?! But mom and dad –
A: In my case, they know he’s not using me.
A: Sister, I’ve risen from the grave to haunt you.
C: O, the torment!
A: Wow, that mark really hides your acne.