Police Officer: I can’t believe it — you just hit that man, deliberately, with a stick. Right in the back, as hard as you could…you didn’t even try to hide what you were doing.
Crazy Person: What are you going to do about it?
Police Officer: I’m.. .going to make you sit on that bench. For two minutes.
Crazy Person: Can I bring along my stick?
Police Officer: Yes.
Crazy Person: Sounds good. (To victim) I’ll see you in two minutes.
Victim: Officer! What am I supposed to do?
Police Officer: I don’t know. Fight him?