If Life Was Like Hockey – The Harvard Lampoon

Crime and Punishment #

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If Life Was Like Hockey

  SHR '07

Police Officer: I can’t believe it — you just hit that man, deliberately, with a stick. Right in the back, as hard as you could…you didn’t even try to hide what you were doing.

Crazy Person: What are you going to do about it?

Police Officer: I’m.. .going to make you sit on that bench. For two minutes.

Crazy Person: Can I bring along my stick?

Police Officer: Yes.

Crazy Person: Sounds good. (To victim) I’ll see you in two minutes.

Victim: Officer! What am I supposed to do?

Police Officer: I don’t know. Fight him?