McGruff the Crime Dog – The Harvard Lampoon

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McGruff the Crime Dog

  JDH '14 , Art: SAE '17

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Detective: (throws file on desk) Hey McGruff, I have a feeling you’re gonna sniff out this next case.

McGruff: Why do you say that?

Detective: No reason. Just seems like you’d have a nose for it.

McGruff: Any details?

Detective: No one else has any leads. Seems like they’re all barking up the wrong tree.

McGruff: (opens file)…a cat burglar?

Detective: We haven’t been able to get our paws on him-

McGruff: -IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE TO YOU DETECTIVE?