– Just a trim today, thanks.
– Shh. The news is on.
– Oh, that’s fine. I like Animal Planet too.
– I just realized I’ve never once seen you eat a banana.
– Yeah, but I’ve never seen you eat one either.
– I mean, is it?
– I loved the dye you used on my roots last time.
– That was actually my own excrement.
– Wow, yeah, I was really impressed with its conditioning properties.
– Oh. Of course. Interesting.
– My daughter is terrified of King Kong.
– So is mine. He’s terrifying.
– Have you been to the new zoo yet? My son loves it.
– Oh, really? Has he seen my sister?
– I’m not-
– Because I haven’t, in six years. Get out.
– Do you have any magazines besides National Geographic?