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| Issue Editor: ACW '15 | Art Editor: SESH '16

Moonwalk

  CWW '16

Neil Armstrong: That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.

Buzz Aldrin: Asshole.

Neil Armstrong: What?

Buzz Aldrin: Dick move, man.

Michael Collins: Seriously.

Neil Armstrong: Hey, I just wanted to commemorate the moment.

Michael Collins: Did you have to prepare some quote like that?

Neil Armstrong: You know what? I think you guys are just jealous I got to go first.

Buzz Aldrin: What?

Michael: How could you say that Neil? I don’t even get to go at all.

Neil: Hey. Look guys, I’m sorry.

Buzz Aldrin: Well joke’s on you, we’re farting up this Lunar Module like crazy.

Michael Collins: It’s like a Dutch oven in here, Neil.  A Dutch oven heated by the sun.