Neil Armstrong: That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.
Buzz Aldrin: Asshole.
Neil Armstrong: What?
Buzz Aldrin: Dick move, man.
Michael Collins: Seriously.
Neil Armstrong: Hey, I just wanted to commemorate the moment.
Michael Collins: Did you have to prepare some quote like that?
Neil Armstrong: You know what? I think you guys are just jealous I got to go first.
Buzz Aldrin: What?
Michael: How could you say that Neil? I don’t even get to go at all.
Neil: Hey. Look guys, I’m sorry.
Buzz Aldrin: Well joke’s on you, we’re farting up this Lunar Module like crazy.
Michael Collins: It’s like a Dutch oven in here, Neil. A Dutch oven heated by the sun.