No Cure for Lameness – The Harvard Lampoon

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| Issue Editor: ERB '14 | Art Editor: SHR '15

No Cure for Lameness

  EHP '15 , Art: KER '14


Horse: [loses sprint contest, breaks leg]

Cal: I’m never going to get over this, Indian Sun. [shoots horse]



Horse: [breaks leg dancing to Soft Cell]

Cal: Damn. Damn. [draws pistol regretfully]



Cal: Where’s Buddy?

Horse: [enters wearing high school varsity jacket]

Cal: [shoots horse]