In the 17th century, each member of the Polish Parliament had an absolute veto.
-Bartosz you are the last. Please, say yes to end serfdom.
–(slowly begins to smirk)
-Bartosz? Bartosz?
–(slyly smiling, laughing)
-Bartosz!
Russians have begun an invasion.
-For lunch? Beef? Chicken? Rice?
Russians break into parliament.
-Parsley? Give us a sec guys.
-Sharks! Sharks in the moat. That’d scare the Russians.
–(chant) Sharks in the moat! Sharks in the moat!
Vote to transfer remaining defense funds to purchase of exotic sharks passes.